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brayden calmona

Brayden Calmona is the best guy you'll ever encounter. He's so funny and the sweetest guy. Brayden always knows how to make someone laugh. He's the most handsome man anyone has ever laid their eyes on. Once you see he's shining smile, you'll immediately fall in love. The best thing you could ever receive from Brayden Calmona is a warm hug.
Brayden Calmona is the sweetest guy I know!

He's such a good basketball player, to be like him.
by emmagrace119 October 20, 2019
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Bed Calzone

When your girl has a yeast infection yet you fuck her anyway. Even though you know you’re going to feel like shit in the morning, that creamy goodness puts your ass to sleep
Even though her crotch was itching and burning, she still gave him a bed calzone
by Dong Jesus April 19, 2020
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The calzone

A sec position including 4 bros and one girl. The girl is place betwixed all 4 of them, not causing a sandwich effect, but more of a calzone type feel. One man is on the bottom while the female lay with her back on him, the other man then lay on top of the female. The final two men penetrate the female from each side, one from the East, the other from the West. All men vaginally penetrate the same hole while she enjoys the show.
One bro to another: “Hey man the calzone sesh last night was great!”
by lilpeengang November 24, 2020
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Cunt Calzone

A cunt who is a virgin and keeps her lips tight.
by Gigi820 June 29, 2021
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The Calvony

The calvony fucked my bitch
by ccaccadevacca November 24, 2021
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Brooklyn Calzone

When you wrap your cock in puff pastry and have sex while using melted mozarella as lube
My girl is a freak, she made me give her a Brooklyn Calzone last night
by NeurotoxicSpork October 14, 2022
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NETFLIX Calzone

Noun (action)
Step 1: Organise a 'NETFLIX and Chill' night.
Step 2: Order a pizza.
Step 3: Take a slice of pizza and wrap it around you penis.
Step 4: Get your partner to eat the pizza off your penis.
"Guys, I need a skin graft on my dick."
"What the fuck did you do?"
"I got third degree burns while giving my girlfriend a NETFLIX Calzone."
by BallSniffa May 25, 2023
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