Calculator Gremlins

The gremlins inside the calculator that solve the math problems

Texas Instruments has recently captured and employed 100,000 more calculator gremlins to entrap in the latest model of the TI-84+CE

by Cheeseburger America Man May 6, 2023

Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.

"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"

by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016

Computer calculator

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.

This computer calculator is so stupid.

by bushlight February 19, 2019

Calculating

The calculating of possible outcomes is a process for determining the number of possible results for an event. There are various methods for conducting this process. The best way to calculate the number of possible outcomes of an event is dependent on the type of event and the structure of the event.

I didn't hear a word you said I'm Calculating the possible outcomes of everything I do .

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 15, 2019

Calculator

for cheating of some stupid shit y'all do on TikTok

I need a calculator let's see, what's 2+2 oh it's 4 then what's 2*2

by shay_girlz July 18, 2022

What is diddy blud doing on the calculator

Is when you found the answer to 6+7+6+7+41

“ what is diddy blud doing on the calculator”

“ i am trying to find the answer to 6+7+6+7+41”

by Okhon November 5, 2025