Pussy Calamity

A failed attempt to score after receiving sexual favor (such as gettin' some head, hand job etc.) and spending a lot of time with one girl only to be stop by her period.

Dude, Jose had another pussy calamity this is the 3rd girl this summer.

by Nodim October 24, 2007

Calamity

A very gay kid, That listens to pussy punk rock and posts at SilentAggression.net

That calamity, He sure is gay

by Calamity'sMyHoe April 14, 2005

Calandra

Someone that is addicted to World of Warcraft, but is unable to play it well.

Smo Joe is such a Calandra for skipping out on us to play World of Warcraft. Doesn't he recognize his inability to play the game?

by Worldly Advice November 21, 2009

Calantha

A whore who tried to replace George in #bobandgeorge...

* You were kicked by Calantha (Flood)

by first or last December 29, 2003

Spammity Calamity!

A sudden plethora of spam attacking one's email box; a user on Gaia that lurks much and posts somewhat rarely.

A: I forgot to enable the filters on my inbox; therefore, spammity calamity has ensued.

B: Who the fuck is Spammity Calamity? I've never seen her on Gaia.

by Spammity Calamity! August 30, 2005

cananicide

The killing of a dog, chiefly where the death is not in the best interests of a dog. A veterinary surgeon who gave a lethal injection to kill a dog in pain would not be committing cananicide.

You put your clean linen on the washing line outside to dry, only to find your dog later has pulled it down, and it is filthy and needs to be washed. You are furious with the dog, kill it and you have committed cananicide.

Thoughts of cananicide are common amongst owners of "canine menaces" and those who loathe dogs.

by Dan Cole March 4, 2007

Calais

The name of one of the most georgous girls to ever exist. Is often very happy and funny. Fun to be around

Calais is very beautiful.

by MyMainBDaniD November 4, 2017