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Hot Cafeteria

A kicked-up version of a Dutch Oven.

When you are laying in bed with a significant other, take a shit in bed and then trap them under the covers.
Samantha almost threw up when she was tricked into bed by her husband with a surprise that turned out to be a Hot Cafeteria.
by CWKI May 1, 2011
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Tip-Top Cafe

The result of punting various objects into the stratosphere with the objective of landing them onto a random roof or other usually unreachable space. Intoxication leads to a greater frequency of attempts, often with diminishing accuracy.
Friend 1 after launching an empty water bottle onto the roof of a local elementary school: I just took that to the tip-top cafe.
Friend 2: Sweet. Let's go listen to the new album "Parakeet Room".
by ICARUS1 December 10, 2009
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caffeineaholic

someone who is highly addicted to caffeine and will go crazy if they go several days without it. they need caffeine like a alcoholic needs alcohol
Amber's a caffeineaholic; she needs rockstars and redbull. she went for days without caffeine i thought she would go crazy
by xxprplxhipposxx August 23, 2008
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school cafeteria

selling way to expensive food to f/suckers who want to buy it.
i didnt get to eat lunch today, because my food stamps ran out and i am hungry now.
by samdog November 16, 2004
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Verde Cafe

Also known as Ver-gay and Turde Cafe is the most trash virtual cafe game on Roblox and attracts even more, trashier people to it than thought humanly possible, not to mention that they "Don't serve" the following:

Dead Dog Pizza
Garlic Milkshake
Diet Water
Felipe Dr. Pepper

The list goes on and on...

It's safe to say that their over-professionalism and unnecessary levels of grammar make up to be the most trash cafe known to man.
Just visited Verde Cafe, I vomitted as soon as I realized they gave me coffee from 1873.
by ThePleadTribe April 7, 2020
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Caffrey Cup

While playing 10 cup beer pong, the Caffrey Cup is the cup in the exact middle of the rack. It came about in late 2007 when a young beer pong talent by the name of Sean Caffrey had a tendancy to hit the middle cup every first shot.

Some also say the sinking of the Caffrey cup on the first shot is the premonition of a guarenteed win, but that is debatable
--Dude, you hit the Caffrey cup every fuckin time.
--That's why they named it after me man.
by Anonymous-Plattsburgh, NY March 4, 2008
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Cafeteria Christian

One who chooses which customs of christianity to follow, in the same manner as one who chooses only the tastiest food at a cafeteria.
dude-man: "I choose to pray for a raise and celebrate christmas, but not the bit about killing nonbelievers."

guy-fellow: "i guess that makes you a cafeteria christian, huh?"
by Dannyman4444 January 14, 2010
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