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caluckulated

When you calculate luck with such efficiency nobody would doubt you counting chickens before they cluck. This is a skill held by everyone but lost when in times of self doubt. This synonymous with survival instincts as life itself is lucky to be here and only through non-stop calculations of how to get LUCKY!

Calculated Luck. Only the person who got lucky knows the ratio of luck to skill.
Brian caluckulated getting a promotion by spending free time putting himself in that position.

Robert caluckulated not doing his homework by having asthma he can fake at any time
by BryGuySoShy February 20, 2021
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Canuck

A portmanteau of "Canadian" and "fuck." Coined in the early days of Canada's founding by people displeased with the formation of Canada as a nation in the late nineteenth century. Primarily a slur. Still used in Northern USA states as a slur, but has become a somewhat affectionate term in modern days.
"Damn canuck just u-turned in the middle of the road!"
"Oh I dunno, those canucks ain't so bad, I mean have you ever had poutine?"
by Bark Bark Woof June 1, 2021
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Canuck

A Canuck a racial slur a Canadian mostly used by people in the U.S. people like me because I’m xenophobic and i hate Canadians.
Stfu you damn Canuck
by Mr Xenophobic June 5, 2021
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Canuck truck stop

In 2020 the Canadian dictatorship government had mandates installed for nearly two years till "The People had enough, they jumped in there rigs forming the largest convoy ever recorded and parked in Canucks town till the mandates are lifted.
Don't make me "Canuck truck stop" you bro.
by John Anada January 27, 2022
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cafuckel

when ur kinda fucked
yo i’m cafuckeled rn.
by sophinator February 9, 2022
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canuckle

a fun Canada themed Wordle with Canadian-themed words
"hey man have you did the Canuckle yet?"
"No. I'm havin' trouble on it. I'm on my last guess"
"Its '"Lakes'"
"THX
by vagina in cock April 29, 2022
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Canucks

A shitty hockey team that does not deserve to be in the National Hockey League; a group of hockey players who do not prevent goals and cannot play defense
Billy screamed at the video game because of how shitty the Canucks are while he was down 19-0 at the end of the first period.
by Duds11 May 17, 2022
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