Cabbage 

something a cat eats

i would love to watch a ca eating a cabbage

Cabbage by orangejuiceafterteethbrushing October 9, 2022

Cabbage 

Somebody who thinks that they are good, but really they are absolute dipshit garbage.

The cocky team lost the match because they ended up being a batch of cabbages.

Cabbage by MushroomOmnomnom October 14, 2022

Cabbage 

When a dude or bro has long hair.

Yo! Im loving the cabbage my guy.

Cabbage by Yopo October 27, 2022

Cabbage 

Slang word for "Vagina" Typically used by British Folk.

"You've got a proper stink on going down in that Cabbage!"

Cabbage by Branfflakes November 15, 2022

Cabbage 

UK term for an absolute buffoon who has no common sense and lacks awareness of anything that’s happening.

That boy is playing tiktok memes on full volume during a funeral; what a cabbage.

Cabbage by based001 June 23, 2023

Cabbage 

Someone who is very very ass

Dang your straight cabbage

Cabbage by Massa2001 November 24, 2024

Cabbage 

Marijuana/weed

I was getting baked from smoking cabbage

Cabbage by TitmouseM February 16, 2024