wet cushion

The act of urination in another's anal cavity. Although completely absurd, it is erotic in the most fecal kind of way. Apparently the piss running through and out of one's asshole is a sensation only one who is in touch with all five senses could fathom.

1.)"Christina gave Stephen a wet cushion, what the fuck?"
2.)"Josh wet cushioned that bitch last night."
3.)Justin was completely turned on, after explaining the act of the infamous "wet cushion" to Katie, they proceeded in doing the ungrateful yet exotic act of sexual pleasure.

by xxPlasmaMulletxx August 1, 2006

cushty

happiness, in good order. Romany word used by super-chav Jamie Oliver. Kushtipen was once the English Romany word for 'happiness' from a Persian word meaning 'happiness' see kushti, kushty, cushti

easy-peasy, kushti

by klidenengro February 13, 2004

cushing

To smoke marajuana in the nude

I'm just chillin at home cushing.

by Sniglefloyd March 26, 2009

siamese whoopee cushion

when 2 people press their buttholes tautly against each others, and one person farts into the other's butthole

Last night, Frederico gave me a siamese whoopee cushion. It was even better when i blew it back into his butt.

by the wundatwinz December 24, 2005

cushion top

The soft front of a woman's vagina

I was going commando and my pants were unzipped so everyone could see my cushion top

by Peanut#1 March 30, 2016

Cushty belta

Cushty - Means good,fine,alright etc
Belta - Means great,excellent,sick etc
So together it means like yeah that's good that's great

Tom : bro I'm so sorry
Alex : Na mate it's cushty belta

by colourful bird Oioi September 25, 2016

cushion rule

The rule that there may be only one male per cushion on a couch. There is no limit to the number of females.

Hey man, can I pop a squat?

Nah man, we'd break the cushion rule.

by Adambom42 May 3, 2019