An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.
It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.
by MenoDrive September 13, 2024
Get the The Banana Curemug. CURE is a popular song that was sung by Park Byeong-Hoon and AKUGETSU, the voices of Ivan and Till from Alien Stage. This song is about the unrequited love of Ivan towards Till, also exploring the depths of Till's feelings for Mizi, another ALIEN STAGE character. It was performed in Round 6 of Alien Stage, in which Ivan and Till must sing against each other. leading to Ivan's sacrifice to let Till live. Ivan ends up getting shot by the aliens.
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by kanacure May 4, 2025
Get the CUREmug. by JimmyISPERFECT June 5, 2011
Get the Cure for Smokingmug. The cure to the “Woke Mind Virus”- a term used to describe someone who is mentally ill from “wokeness.” Often used in political dialogue and describing someone as having a “based” mindset instead.
“Liam must’ve received the based mind cure because he’s no longer woke!”
“The only cure to Nick’s woke mind virus is the based mind cure!”
“Nathan told me that I need the based mind cure.”
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“Nathan told me that I need the based mind cure.”
by Mrbased August 17, 2024
Get the Based Mind Curemug. Person 1: Cure cancer or wenegade raider
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by Soviet 7k on October 12, 2023
Get the Cure cancer or wenegade raidermug. by Gregory Grooms December 17, 2017
Get the pms curemug. CURE is a popular song that was sung by Park Byeong-Hoon and AKUGETSU, the voices of Ivan and Till from Alien Stage. This song is about the unrequited love of Ivan towards Till, also showing the depths of Till's feelings for Mizi, another ALIEN STAGE character. It was performed in Round 6 of Alien Stage, in which Ivan and Till must sing against each other. leading to Ivan's sacrifice to let Till live. Ivan ends up getting shot by the aliens.
by kanacure May 4, 2025
Get the CUREmug.