Ira Creamer

A true alpha wolf who hates them liberals. If you're ever in the mood for some vertical scissoring hit them up, it's not gay if youre pookies

Jay: Oh my gyatt! who is that?
Junior: Must be Ira Creamer

by alphamangyattmaster January 26, 2024

Cookie creamer

A guy that loves cumming in mixed raced women.

-"Hey! Did you here about mark?"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, middle eastern, east asian, aboriginal, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"

by Naknamelonet February 27, 2017

Steveland Creamer

Farting a load into your morning coffee after receptive anal sex

John: Get a load of Steve, he’s already turning a profit on deadlines for next quarter!
James: I could use a cup of whatever coffee he’s having…
John: I heard he takes it with Steveland Creamer in the bathroom before work

by lmnopxyz April 23, 2025

Stir the creamer

The act of giving a man oral sex with a mouthful of hot or warm coffee, then letting him ejaculate in your mouth and mixing the load with the coffee.

The guy has a move that he does with coffee that will drive you wild, he will even let you stir the creamer.

by Doublea4lb March 16, 2024

Crippled Creamer

When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.

Last night I pulled a crippled creamer on some random guy.

by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021

Coffee creamer

When a female takes an explosive diahria shit into a coffee mug and then the male ejaculates into it and then drinks it, giving it the look of a cup of coffee with creamer in it

Me and my girl got bored so we did a coffee creamer

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 9, 2023

Coffee Creamer

A slur for lightskins

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer

by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025