Cram

A term for a guy with a fat dick, typically of coke can girth.

"Whoa! That's a real cram you have there!"
Exclaimed one gentleman to the other after exiting the sauna at the gentleman's only club.

by Rooster Washington May 3, 2021

Crammed

Constantly experiencing any kind of misfortune with everything you do.

John: Hey, how are you doing today?
Charlie: Not good, I got crammed.
John: Really, what happened this time?
Charlie: I got expelled from school for cheating on a test... Again...
John: Charliiiieeee....

by MaB3lly October 4, 2021

Cram

Either having motion,h03s, or about to f***

1.Yea he cram fr he get money

2. I cram these hoes fr it’s too easy

3. I’m boutta cram dat bi***

4. I’m a crammer fr

by Bandzo</3 October 25, 2022

cram sand

Cram sand up your ass

Tommy cram sand

by Litty_5 May 12, 2018

Cram bar

Where people in north western Sydney go to pick up not only the local talent but an STI or two

“Ready for Cram Bar bro?”
“Nah Cunt no where near fucked up enough!”

by Mr Boombastic 2756 October 17, 2017

Face Cram

To post on someone's Facebook Wall repetitively. Almost like spam but more tasteful.

Emma: Thanks for face cramming my Wall yesterday. I got five notifications all from you.

Sydney: Oh, you're welcome.
Evan: Why didn't you face cram my Wall then? I enjoy the spam.

by Wotcha Rosay November 10, 2010

cram

to have sex

John: I crammed a shorty I met at the club her friend wants to get put on with you
Mike: bet bro she gonna let me cram too?

by 414bandzzzzz July 10, 2022