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Spicy Cornhole

When you are stuck in a blizzard in the backcountry with your boys and need to keep warm by pouring Tabasco on your penis and cornholing each other.
Dude we are going to freeze to death if we don’t get a spicy cornhole going in this tent. Good thing we packed the hot sauce!
by CoconutSplenda January 14, 2022
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Crusty Cornhole

When dry, crusty shit is covered around the ring of your asshole.
Kevin mooned us and he had a crusty cornhole!
by Matteezzy February 24, 2009
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Compton Cornhole

A "Compton Cornhole", is when you go up to a woman/man, shoot him/her anywhere on her body and then fuck or do anything sexual to the bullet hole.

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by JengaSwap July 21, 2014
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floating cornhole

when a man enters his partners anus while the partner is on their stomach and the man goes hands free and "floats" above his partner, a la Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.
I was banging her in the ass and pulled a floating cornhole, I looked just like Tom Cruise
by John Assman July 8, 2009
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swedish cornhole

The act of eating meatballs while soaking in a tub of IcyHot while wearing a speedo
I have plans tonight that involves a Swedish cornhole
by Deycorli May 31, 2017
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Peyton Cornhole

A big fat gout scratcher who has intercourse with pigs and eat all of their food. He always makes fun of dwarfs because he is over 5 ft also he likes to spank baboon ass because in his words "it was asking for my courn". He also has a super hot model of a mom who is dating a total master blaster named Joseph, every night Joseph gives Peytons mom his sloppy joe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). also Peyton tries to steal crushes because he likes porn.
Peyton Cornhole: hey i was talking to your crush ealier and i think i nailed her

anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong

Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*
by GuyDatingPeytonsHotMom September 2, 2020
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California Cornhole

An act of messed up stuff involving a speedo, belt, and post of some sort. You wear the speedo and tie the belt to the speedo and post, then commense to hump the speedo. Basically semen will come out because you get an orgasm in the butt.
Dude, I totally california cornholed yesterday, and I seem to be constipated.
by Rapta dude November 20, 2009
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