congratufuckalations

When congratulations are in order but you don't really like the person or the thing being congratulated.

When Brittany Spears won her MTV Video awards I was like "Congratufuckalations, Brittany"

by Rose Ghandi September 3, 2009

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Congratulationjism

An anagram used by Steve Stiffler (american pie:the wedding) of Jim's birthday cake writing: Congratulations Jim

A simple move of the 's' creates Congratulationjism.

This does not mean it combines the words congratulation and jism

but, it can :D

Mike: Its my birthday today! :D :D
Johnny: (sarcasm) well..congratulationjism!!

by Steeg July 29, 2006

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congrations

the word used when you are trying to congratulate your english teacher for getting teacher of the year. then when you try to write congratulations on her cookie cake, you leave out a couple letters. you tell people congratulations wouldnt fit so you made up a new word in order to save face :

I wrote congrations on Mrs. Aker's cookie cake because congratulations wouldnt fit.

by ahart14 March 9, 2010

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Congratumalations

The word 'Congratulations' typed in by someone who obviously doesn't know how to spell.

-AIM Person 1: "Congratumalations on your graduation!"

-AIM Person 2: "Uh don't you mean 'congratulations'?"

by BobleDude September 26, 2008

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Premature Congratulation

When someone celebrates a windfall or personal accomplishment prematurely and it ends up failing or blowing up in their face. Similar to Premature Ejaculation.

Man 1: "Did you hear about Rick? He had to return that new Mercedes he bought after the Newark deal he thought he closed fell through"

Man 2: "Geez, he should know better about premature congratulation."

by LEBRON IN DA HOUSE June 8, 2009

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