Copulation

The amount of police populating a certain area.

Main street is has a high copulation.

by Stag211 November 3, 2021

Copulation

A fancy synonym for getting your whole.

I'm 18 and have never partook in copulation, therefore I'm still a virgin :(

by UltimateDoge May 16, 2022

Condolations

an expression of surprise and confusion, especially on the occasion where a good thing happens at the worst timing

Oh, you got remarried at your husband's funeral? My Condolations!

by MoodMechanic November 15, 2022

confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022

confictional

When you talk with conviction but what you're saying is completely made up, unreasonable, of warped logic or completely untrue... then you are talking with confiction. You may well be very convincing or compelling, but it's all nonsense and you're talking out of your arse. A synonym: bullshit. But if you want a word to use in more polite conversation, use: 'confiction'.

Them: 'There's a whole island out there where they do experiments on aliens and make clones.'
The rest of everyone: 'You talk with such confiction you'd swear the sun can talk - stop making up such confictional nonsense!'

by Writer Woman March 5, 2023

Confectionately

A professional pastry chef or baker's closing salutation for a letter, email, or text

Confectionately Yours,
Chef Tosi

by Confectionate Chef September 9, 2023

Consolation Trip

A trip that your parents bring you on to make up for the trip they previously brought your other siblings on without you.

Daughter to parents: You brought my sisters to Mexico! Now I deserve a consolation trip.

by Stanksucka D April 1, 2024