by flywithmee May 11, 2009
Get the cumpassionate mug.A mythical creature rumored to exist in the Washington D.C. area, yet no photographs exist, and physical evidence has ever been produced that would prove its existance.
See also: Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness Monster, UFO
See also: Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness Monster, UFO
5 year olds believe in the Tooth Fairy, Santa, and the Easter Bunny, but even they know that the mythical Compassionate Conservative is bullshit.
by Brandon Ped. February 27, 2008
Get the compassionate conservative mug.When you feel bad for someone going through a rough time and the only way you can think of to cheer them up is to offer them food.
Brendan: Dylan seems really stressed out lately.
Fred: Yeah, I think he's dealing with some family drama. I might show him some chompassion and bake him a cake.
Fred: Yeah, I think he's dealing with some family drama. I might show him some chompassion and bake him a cake.
by lazarusonline March 22, 2020
Get the chompassion mug.The act of showing compassion to people and persuading others that it is a positive gesture.
Example: UNICEF has always been an organization that spreads the art of “compassiom to a global audience.
Example: UNICEF has always been an organization that spreads the art of “compassiom to a global audience.
by robbirio October 13, 2023
Get the Compassiom mug.The mind game, often brought up unintentionally by your friends, where you begin comparing yourself to your boyfriend or girlfriend's ex. Often occurs when someone says something about you that is extremely similar to the ex or a trait completely opposite of you that you're jealous of.
Guy 1: My girlfriend and I got into fight cause she was texting her ex tonight, what's he got that I don't?
Guy 2: Dude, don't play the comparison game, you'll probably lose.
Girl 1: Oh, him and his ex-girlfriend used to always make sushi together, too!
Girl 2: Thanks for starting another round of the comparison game, bitch.
Guy 2: Dude, don't play the comparison game, you'll probably lose.
Girl 1: Oh, him and his ex-girlfriend used to always make sushi together, too!
Girl 2: Thanks for starting another round of the comparison game, bitch.
by Rena Jae July 7, 2010
Get the comparison game mug.Dan: "Hey Mike, did Bob pay you for that construction job you landed for him?"
Mike: "Nope, got the ole Commissionectomy."
Mike: "Nope, got the ole Commissionectomy."
by TowrPowr July 31, 2012
Get the Commissionectomy mug.the collaborative, amicable and (ironically) emotionally connecting ending of a relationship done when emotionally mature, emotionally healthy people respectfully acknowledge their differing wants and needs and agree together within a context of mutual respect to end the aspects of their relationship which do not serve them, sometimes enabling them to part as friends with love in their hearts.
Mature people in love who find that they just aren't right for each other don't have to find some bullshit reasons to hate each other to justify ending the relationship, they can recognize what isn't working and communicate, to have a companionate breakup.
by Creative Suggestions May 20, 2015
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