Reverse Columbus

When your lady consents to allow you to “sail your ship into her harbor,” but you sneak it in and plunder the booty instead.

Katie wouldn’t be in the predicament she’s in if those guys would’ve given her the reverse Columbus.

by Woduk May 22, 2019

Columbus Man

THE Facebook troll of Columbus, Indiana. Pretends to be a journalist, but usually just posts trash and rumors about events around town.

"What was going on in the parking lot at the high school?"
"I don't know, let me check Columbus Man."

by psawyerscott September 25, 2017

gastopher columbus

A gastopher columbus is a pioneering fart that travels out of your underwear and to various regions of your body

Jeźzzzz Jamie I've never known a fart to travel so far. ..that's a real gastopher columbus

by annon honker June 13, 2017

columbus day

Another name would be Massacre Day. The day that supposedly marks the landing of Columbus(who is not the one who discovered America) and which in turn started Native American genocide by the English and Spanish.

Columbus landed on Columbus day and in a month had enlsaved and/or killed every Native on the island.

by Jerry November 30, 2003

columbus guy

1.a student of one of the worst schools in miami.
2.poor
3.hang out with busted st brendan or worse, public school girls.
4.jealous of rich good looking belen guys.

That columbus guy is a big soft vagina.

by mrpopular April 6, 2005

Columbus Ontanaro

The savior of any Scarf/Brolet for his great leadership made him captain of the JuneBug Ship.

Columbus Ontanaro sailed on and off shore.

by The Alex July 2, 2005

columbus day

"...is as crazy as hitler day"

Dude1- what yo doin' columbus day?
Dude2- If you heard i was celebratin' that's a world-wide LIE!

by Gwando November 9, 2003