flustered cluck

The sound a chicken makes when she is in a compromised situation.

Our chickens were left out in the storm by accident; we only put them in the coop when we heard their flustered clucks over the sound of the thunder.

by RZAPat February 08, 2012

Cluck Buck

A cross between a chicken and a deer>

Wow did you see that Cluck Buck it was weird!!

by Willie Barnyard January 22, 2009

cluck a doodle doo

When you attempt to place you nose in a chickens behind and it clicks with rage

I pissed off a chicken when I Cluck a doodle doo in it

by Mittack November 26, 2016

Fuster cluck

A situation that has gotten really bad.

Biden has intentionally turned America into a fuster cluck.

by Brainwaste February 06, 2022

Fuster cluck

A situation that has gotten really bad.

The Biden administration is a fuster cluck.

by Brainwaste February 06, 2022

Cluck Clock

When you are gagging for a beer or a line and your internal clock starts ticking. Usually around 2pm on a Friday.

Fuck me Barry, the Cluck Clock has started. Get me to the boozer, no more work is getting done today.

by TARMAC LTD November 25, 2020

Fluster Cluck

Civilian version of the military 'Cluster Fuck'.

When too many unqualified people try to "help", but only make a problem worse, by giving bad advice, getting excited and spreading FUD. (everyone gets flustered and they start to sound like chickens clucking....)

Our manufacturing tech got confused, but instead of asking one engineer for help he emailed 6 managers and co-workers. It set off an email storm and he went home early! It turned into a complete Fluster Cluck!

by [e-mail] September 01, 2022