Threesome-close

A level of friendship that includes the ability to be involved in a threesome with a friend.

Guy 1- "My pal asked me to have a threesome with him and his girlfirend!"
Guy2- "Wow! You guys must be threesome-close!"

by Titty Christ August 3, 2015

close cousins

The best friends in the family

Hernandez

“naomi and andrew are such close cousins”

by idkhernandez March 4, 2021

Pub is closed

WTF

Pub is closed.

WTF
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by Big-Hands November 23, 2018

the bank is closed

no kissing or making out

Sorry, Mac, the bank is closed.

by huskylover101 February 1, 2018

Close line

How idiots spell "clothesline."

"Did you see when Rey Mysterio Jr. close lined that guy?"

"No, but I saw when he clotheslined him."

by Rey Mysterio Jr. February 14, 2012

Close friends

Close friends are friends who aren’t dating but the send nudes “talk” and possibly do stuff together all while maintaining a normal friendship to other people but it’s their secret.

We don’t have to get together but we can be “close friends”

by Bandst November 24, 2019

closing the loop

The act of sucking one's own dick.

After hours of diligent stretching I was finally successful in closing the loop, then my mom walked in.

by duhlek January 29, 2009