Santa Claus

A mysterious fat entity, said to dress in red clothing, that sneaks into houses and steals food. The common scientific name for this strange, rotund creature is "Homo holidayus". It is also known to enslave caribou to carry it's fat self to more food. One field study conducted near this creature's home base revealed another major fact: He also enslaves dwarfed human beings. Also observed was a caribou with a strange, glowing red nose.

Person 1: Did you hear about the cookie thefts last night?
Person 2: Yeah, they were caused by the infamous Santa Claus.

by -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- January 5, 2021

Scranta Claus

A sexual attraction to Old St Nick

“Just the thought of December 25th is making me weak at the knees, I wanna scran that big bowl of jelly!”

“I’ll give him a proper scranta claus”

by iSqueak November 25, 2021

Reverse Santa Claus

"When I come up your chimney"

"Bro this girl totally reverse Santa Claus'd me last night"

by Pegging, peg September 20, 2020

The Santa Claus

A variation on the Captain Blackbeard maneuver.

The Santa Claus is a sexual act in which a person is anally fucking their partner, and then they pull out and begin to give a rim job. Their partner, a gassy individual, farts all of the accumulated cum into the face of the rim job giver.

The resulting appearance is a white beard resembling Santa Claus.

Bob and Tom were having butt sex. Tom started to give Bob a rim job, and Bob gave Tom the Santa Claus

by oc3powerline March 30, 2010

holy santa claus shit

We all know that fat ass that lives up north and its kewl to let him come in your house but if a creep does its bad(personal thought)
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...

example:ryan "hey bryan whats up"

bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("

ryan " holy santa claus shit"

by mr.smarterass April 17, 2009

Yenta Claus

Jewish folklore, don't tell our Rabbi, OK?, but there is a female yiddishkeit elf who visits children during the gift giving period of time around the Chanukah/ Hanukkah and Christmas Holidays. She is a nice and really funny lady that comes around once a year and brings children who believe in her toys, especially us really good Jewish kids who Santa seems to forget or who because we are Jewish isn't allowed to sneek in our houses by slipping down the chimney or if you live in an apartment with out a chimney altogether. See Yenta for origins of the name in Yiddish and in contemporary culture and Santa Claus for that way cool guy from the North Pole all the other kids in the world get their toys from.

"You'd better not kvetch, or eat chozzerai, You'd better not greps, I'm telling you why... Yenta Claus in coming to town!" Yenta Claus, A Hanukkah Carol,

or

"She is such a nice Yenta! And to think we have a real Bubbie that brings the kinderlach such nice toys! Don't tell Rabbi Cohen about Yenta Claus or else it's back to finding a nasty lump of coal!"

by Joy Cuddles September 16, 2008

placenta claus

A fictional charachter based on the fictional character "Santa Clause" who is a de-ranged twisted violent version of the round, jolly man who appears every December. Placenta Claus is bearded but it is not gray. Also, Placenta Claus is jolly, sometimes nice, and much skinnier than Santa Claus. Placenta Claus usually appears on the Friday morning after Thanksgiving in Cedar Bluffs, Nebraska. Typically, Placenta Claus makes his first appearence to Alan Parsons Project "Sirius" before a large crowth of intoxicated party-goers.

Why is Placenta Claus dancing on the table?
When is Placenta Claus going to appear?

by MALOUSEK January 2, 2008