cpr

Short form of "Complete and Professional Retard". Leet speak. Use if you wanna be rude.

n00b: can i join to your clan?
clan leader: Sry, but no.
n00b: WHY?
clan leader: coz you are a CPR...
n00b: what is it mean??
clan leader: jeez.....

by Will Duke September 11, 2007

Two-Handed CPR

What you get when you cross a guy named luigi and dog porn. Also called masterbation, Spankin the Monkey, or winer washing.

Man i cant belive you walked in your your dad when he was doin two-handed CPR

by Scott Stpehens February 25, 2004

Wiener CPR

The act of performing oral sex on a man, see also blowjob.

"Yo, man, that girl Angel gave me a special kind of CPR yesterday!"
"Really? Whaddaya mean?"
"Boy, she gave me Wiener CPR!"
"Suh-weet! High five dude!"
*High- five*

Wiener CPR is fun or all!

by astarinmyownmind June 19, 2010

cpr

COCK PISS RESIDUE

DUDE YOUR CPR IS FLYING THROUGH THE ROOF!!

by the feast June 17, 2009

cpr

cool pigs rule

"yo bro, youre cpr!"
"bro i gave your wife cpr!"

by marg n homur February 7, 2018

CPR

Cunt. Pussy.Rectum.

Joey: Hey Mikey what does CPR stand for?
Mikey: Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation?
Joey: I thought it was Cunt Pussy Rectum

by CaptainBoat September 18, 2018

CPR

The dominating sexual act where a male performs the standard CPR procedure on another person choking/being choked. The standard involves 30 cock pumps followed by 2 breaths or allowing 2 breaths.

Jerry: Ben, I went on this tinder date last night. The girl was a freak. She actually asked me to perform CPR on her

Ben: and...

Jerry: the doctor said she will walk with a limp for a couple days, but she should make a full recovery.

by Sweetnlow April 10, 2019