K.F.C.

K.F.C. stands for Kentucky Fried Cock. When a man has a erectile disfunction, other wise know as the dick being "fried".

Horny Harry was going to have sex with his grandma in law but he couldnt get a boner. He told his mother and she assumed he had K.F.C. (Kentucky Fried Cock).

by Sean Luber February 13, 2009

H.F.C

abbreviation used amongst inner city friends, commonly implying the necessity to go "Home For Cones". The term was created by a Mr. Charles Dos Sole of East Sydney.

eg 1.Charlie Dos Sole: "I have had enough, I am going H.F.C!"

Crazylegs/Doogs/Pikey/Slats: "Bang, lets do this!"

eg 2. Pikey: "dude...... H.F.C"

by Crazylegs January 25, 2008

N.O.F.C.A.

Acronym for No One Fucking Cares About

Everyone seems concerned with what N.O.F.C.A.

by ajk71486 April 18, 2011

n.b.f.c.

Non Boner Feature Compliment.

Compliment her on one of her features that doesn't give you a boner. Tell her how beautiful she is without mentioning features that trigger boners

You have really nice eyes.

He was so sweet, he started the conversation with an n.b.f.c. tellin me I have a nice smile. So much better that the pathetic message I get sayin nice rack.

by DatingDisasters June 9, 2016

C.O.F.

Cradle Of Filth!... it is not a cup of fart its a band

a really really awsome band!

by lynzee January 23, 2005

C.O.F.

(Cup of Fart) It is when you cup your hand to your butt and fart in it. Then quickly bring your hand to your nose and smell it.

by Shrek June 5, 2003

K-P-C-O-F-G-S

Kingdom=king
Phylum=Phillp
Class=Comes
Order=Over
Family=For
Genus=Good
Species=Sex

K-P-C-O-F-G-S is classification it is used in science or biology for the Five Kingdoms.

by mjack112 June 6, 2008