buttfucking

When two people, most probably women of the eastern influence, drive down the same road, at the same speed, blocking every possible lane. Those people are buttfucking.

Damn nigga, those two chinks hella be buttfucking Almaden Expy all the way to McKean. I wanna shoot them bitches wit mah hand cannon.

by Clan Nigz January 16, 2010

buttcricket

A person of little significance whose annoyance rivals that of a cricket and the fouling nature of an elevator fart.

"Why is Brian being such a buttcricket?"
"He was born that way."

by sinzoftheflesh January 22, 2016

Alabama Buttfuck

An alcoholic mixed beverage consisting of 1/2 whole milk and 1/2 cheap domestic beer of your choice.

Randy wasn't trying to get drunk, he just wanted a good old fashioned Alabama Buttfuck with the boys.

by testarossa__ August 3, 2015

backed up to West Buttfuck

when traffic has ground to a halt or crawl for many miles, usually due to rush hour, heavy construction, or a bad accident.

I'm trying really hard to make it to the show on time, but traffic on I-85 is backed up to West Buttfuck!

by Mike Francisco October 15, 2008

buttflake

the stuff underneath ur fingernails after u scrath ur ass; also used as a term like butthead, an insult much as nubcake

Ace, you are a buttflake.

by Toad October 25, 2004

Buttfuck, Ontario

Any town or village in Ontario, Canada that is not part the Greater Toronto or Greater Ottawa Areas.

You: I am currently in Moose Factory, Ontario.

Me: You mean Buttfuck, Ontario?

You: Yes. How did you know?

by clo0410 May 9, 2011

Buttlicker

A sleepy 16 year old girl.

Alana gets sleepy and becomes a buttlicker when Connie is around

by Motherfrigger January 3, 2013