Susan Bunch

Susan is a fictional character on the tv show 'Friends.' She is the life partner of Carol Willick, the lesbian ex-wife of Ross. Alternative names include Susan and Susan Bunch-Willick.

In the pilot episode we find out that Carol and Ross have split up because she is in fact a lesbian and has been carrying out a lesbian affair with Susan. Ross is truly heartbroken over this. Even more troubling, he finds out after the break up that Carol is pregnant with his child and she plans to raise the baby with Susan. Carol later gives birth to Ross's son, Ben.

Susan: There's Father's Day, there's Mother's Day, there's no Lesbian Lover Day.

Ross: Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.

Ross: (talking about the baby's surname) Wait a minute, why is she in the title?

Susan: Because it's my baby, too.

Ross: That's funny, I don't remember you making any sperm!

Ross: (inspecting the books at Susan and Carol's place) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.

Susan Bunch: Well, you know, you have to take a course... Otherwise they don't let you do it.

by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009

Brady Bunch Syndrome

Someone who has ongoing fantasies about the new step children and in-laws melding together into a cohesive family unit even though the family members of your new spouse think you and your children are pieces of shit... and you and your children continually prove them to be correct.

What the hell was he thinking when he married that obnoxious sarcastic bitch? That leech has the Brady Bunch Syndrome and keeps trying to force herself and her demon offspring into our family functions; and every time they're around they just throw insults and try to start fights.

by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

a bunch of malfuggin' foo's

the urban way of describing humanity in a nutshell

you see them reports about race wars on the news? man, we just a bunch of malfuggin' foo's.

by fuck off, it's MY line December 25, 2007

You're all a bunch of fuckin Slaves

a Quote said by "Jim Morrison" which means people who are under control of a higher person. Some what like a bitch. Or a Puppet.

Frank:Lets go where Angelo is going

Tony: Yeah lets go yo

Ale: We out

John:Why? Cause its angelo?

Ale: Nah hes knows more shit

John: Wow Gay

Ale: Your Gay!

John: You're All A Bunch Of Fuckin Slaves!

by My Only Friend The End July 10, 2010

Honey Bunch

A sweet, sexy, talented, kind & funny man.
Ten from NCT & Super M

Ten I love you my honey bunch

by Lil Alienn December 18, 2019

Stick the bunch

When a few individuals rally together and challenge the remainder of the group to any kind of competition. These individuals are usually badly outnumbered, but feel confident that they will prevail because of a concentration of their skill.

Those challenged with stick the bunch are placed in an awkward situation, wherein appealing against a team of fewer number is lame, winning against a smaller team and feeling good about it is also lame, and losing is super lame and to be considered an extreme case of ownage.

Guy 1: We need to divide up into teams to play ultimate, so...
Guy 2: Me and Rems stick the bunch.
Guy 1: ...Crap.

by JijiNori January 30, 2010

junk-bunch

a phenomenon that occurs when a woman wearing men's/unisex sweat pants gets an awkward, protruding bunch in the crotch area, giving the illusion that she has "junk" (a.k.a. a penis)

Girl #1: Woah! Is there something you're not telling us...? What's up with your crotch?

Girl #2: No, I know, it's awkward, right? I totally borrowed my boyfriends sweats this morning... They give me junk-bunch 'cause they're way too big.

Girl #1: Good. I'm glad it's only junk-bunch. You had me concerned.

by rugamutz December 11, 2010