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Clark Broke

The art of carrying around a ziplock bag of change. Being extremely broke.
I'd really like to go out with my friends tonight but I'm Clark broke.
by BrettJW May 31, 2016
mugGet the Clark Brokemug.

homie broke

Homeboy who's secretly gay. On the down low tip.
homie broke has been calling me a fag for years and then got caught making out with a dude. wtf.
by LOW.CASPER October 15, 2011
mugGet the homie brokemug.

rate of broke

a calculation that grad students commonly make in the last one to two years of their studies. This calculation enables one to see how much time will pass until they are dead broke.

The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.

Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.

This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.

Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months

y = -717.93 x + 8391.6

Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month

Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0

x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness
Chris: i did the rate of broke calculation....

Fred: and....

Chris: i have 5 months of finances

Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude

Chris: menial labor, here i come
by DocOnDuty May 10, 2010
mugGet the rate of brokemug.

Paper broke

When yo bitch ass has no money you is paper broke
All my money is tied up in drug deals. I am paper broke at the moment
by Dankdankdoctor420 April 19, 2018
mugGet the Paper brokemug.

Broke as joke

When a person has so little money that it is funny and humorous, as they cannot afford to buy anything.
Person 1: Hey bro, you buying yo mum that necklace for Christmas?
Person 2: Nah mate, I'm broke as joke.
by JustABastard January 12, 2017
mugGet the Broke as jokemug.

Broke the Internet

An overly exaggerated way of saying 'you've done well' - as if to say that the internet is the most valuable thing ever. Used by the same types that say 'bro' - and 'literally' too much
like, duuuude.... you broke the internet with that prank...'
by tom healey August 29, 2016
mugGet the Broke the Internetmug.

broke as hell

(adj): to be broke, in the figurative language, to the equivalent of the extremes of hell.
Tony is unable to pay rent for he is broke as hell.
by Swagdaddy68+1 June 18, 2016
mugGet the broke as hellmug.

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