be british

To be very direct about something

To be British, you're fat.

by gaysteven February 11, 2017

British Knights

British Knights were a dope shoe that had the late 1980s and early 1990s on lock-down. BK's were not for the faint hearted - they sported massive decals, plastic add-ons and had tongues bigger than oven mitts. They were particularly popular with basketballers, crip gangbangers and homeboys. Its rumoured that 76% of hip hop and techno artists during the 1990s wore British Knights at one time or the other. The remaining 24% wore a combination of adidas, puma, Troop and SPX.
British Knights fell off after the golden age of hip hop era ended - largely in part due to idiots claiming nike was a better brand. These idiots have so far eluded the old skool police, but when they are caught, they will experience large amounts of pain for their silly views.

Theyre dope shoes youre wearing there Leroy!

Word up yo. Theyre my new British Knights yo!

I'll give you 400 pairs of Nike air max if you let me wear them for a while.

Sorry, no deal. My British Knights are hella dope.

by Gee Dawg January 26, 2007

british girl

a british girl is a girl who obviously lives in Britain and is obsessed with Chanel, LV, and Micheal Kors. she CAKES her face with makeup. she is basically a british version of a private school girl. spray tan, makeup, wears expensive clothes, and loves fake lashes. the trend/joke started on TikTok.

Alexa: Why are you shaking?

Me: Oh i’m a british girl. Duh
Alexa: Oh, LOL.
me and alexa: *starts being a british girl too*

by eccheerlol November 15, 2019

british

Awesome people, and most of the time the best friend of America. But I'm starting to lose faith on my fellow Yanks if we bash the British like that. They never did anything to us since Napoleon...but they did become one of our greatest allies.

I'm pretty damn sure they don't say "cheerio" every other word. -_-

by alb April 22, 2005

british "people"

the scums of the earth that, believe it or not, aren't even real.

Why are you british?
Tommyinnit is nothing but a figment of your imagination
british "people" amirite

by Syplon gamig :) April 15, 2021

HOSTAGE BRITUATION '08

the name/term for the event of 01.03.08 when Britney Spears was carried off in a stretcher (with ankle restraints in use) for mental evaluation in hospital after using a toxic substance in high volume, which may have been responsible for her refusing to give her two children, sean preston and jayden james to her partner, kevin federline (kfed) within her visitation rights.

guy 1: hey Gary, did you hear that Simone got kidnapped yesterday?she was screaming and everything!

Gary: hey, I'm sure it wasn't as bad as HOSTAGE BRITUATION '08

by Jilania January 13, 2008

Behaving British

The act of doing something you know you'll regret immediately after.

"I always knew it was a terrible idea to vote 'leave', I guess I was just behaving British."

by Duckofdeath June 26, 2016