Bright as Balls

A phrase used to one's state of being as superlative; amazing; awesome.

How are you feeling this morning, buddy?
Shit, I'm not even hung over; I'm feeling bright as balls.

by JacoPA January 25, 2011

Brighton Marathon

A once yearly event when a male travels to Brighton located on the south coast of the U.K. and receives anal sex by 26 other men and a midget in a single day.

Keith: I have entered the Brighton Marathon next year.

Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!

by JonnyFirePower September 20, 2012

Justin Briggs

Justin Briggs is a unknown creature, located on playstation

I found Justin Briggs flirting with a 4 year old girl on ps4!

by GODLYYAMCHA June 14, 2017

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

by Sexydimma March 16, 2013

Bright

Its a word Jamaican used when you get out of hand

Yuh too Bright

Example 1

Sam: I didn't know you kiss a madman.

Pam: you too bright, I wouldn't

by dictonary-friend August 12, 2020

Mr.Brightside

Mr.Brightside:

Someone who goes through horrible times, and still thinks positive.

"Atleast you're Mr.Brightside."

by JADE*** afi February 12, 2005

Briggsy Poppins

A gay stage musical starring arty dwarf Briggsy as a flying homosexual nanny. Most notable for the pornographic scene in which Briggsy penetrates the camp cockney chimney-sweep with his umbrella.

Briggsy Poppins? Worst musical since "Gay Jizzerables"

by Gordy Frigmahole December 23, 2006