Birkenmocks

Birkenmocks are any type or brand of fake Birkenstocks. Hence the stem word "mock". Birkenmocks are cheaper than the actual hippie shoes and can often be found on the feet of cheap/broke activists, treehuggers, peacniks, along with many lazy high schoolers. These shoes say "I'm a hippie on a budget".

Mari was too broke for the real thing, so she bought some Birkenmocks from Payless.

Birkenmocks by spiderfrommars June 28, 2009

Birkenstud 

The opposite of a fag hag, or fruit fly. A straight man who hangs out with lesbians.

We went to the lesbian bar with our birkenstud, he really enjoys the crowd.

Birkenstud by redfraggle4 October 30, 2009

birkenflock 

a group or gathering of three or more lesbians. The term is a portmanteau of the words "birkenstock" and "flock." Birkenstock refers to the footwear commonly worn by dykes & lesbians.

When we were at Home Depot, there was a huge birkenflock of dykes standing out front near their pickup trucks.

birkenflock by AMtwo November 5, 2010

broken toothpick

The thin line of skin on the underside of the penis that runs from the head down the shaft that resembles a broken toothpick.

Maria was edging my cock last night and I blew a wad across the room when she flicked her tongue on my broken toothpick

broken toothpick by Tony Two-Times April 14, 2017

broken puppy

an emotional distressed person who from childhood has been abused and displays very innocent childlike features within their personality

Libin's father has been on a business trip here entire life; this has effected her a lot emotionally. Libin is a broken puppy

broken puppy by Lilfuckernuggets February 1, 2018

Broken Shakespeare 

Broken Shakespeare: a broken dialect of English that resembles Shakespeares books of literature, usually spoken by a group of teenage dumbasses during a sweaty romp in an xbox live party.

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Defined during sex: Thou shall grabeth thine tits whilst sheth iseth riding thateth meaty tube.

Defined in a call of duty game: Thou shall fall beneath my divine ICR. Whilst I have intercourse with your motherly figure.

This is broken Shakespeare

Broken Shakespeare by Hdhdjejekek June 18, 2019

bitches broken hearts 

An underrated Billie eilish song,and probably the hottest song ON EARTHHH

“Damn bro,have you seen billie eilish preform bitches broken hearts?”

bitches broken hearts by Mama.bils June 7, 2020