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bogel

A Bogel is a problem, issue, or dilemma. Not to be confused with Vogel's bread
Hey Buck, you look diseased. What's your bogel?
by Sauce Pants February 24, 2009
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bogged

In trading and investing: A state in which one's trades go so poorly as to be explainable only by the intervention of an omniscient and likely malevolent entity. Presumably, Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff.
Trader: I shorted bitcoin @ $6500 dollars then it instantly went to $8000. In my panic, I closed my short and opened a long then it immediately went down to $7500 in a span of 5 minutes. I literally got bogged.
by raizumaraiz May 26, 2018
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Bastion Booger

the funniest professional wrestler in the history of WWF. I saw him win a match by falling on his oponent, then he belched and ate a banana with his mouth open.
Bastion Booger rocks! Bring back Bastion Booger to the WWF
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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Sum Good Booger Hooker Action- When you feel an accumulation of snot hardening or ur ripened booger ready for picking, with the pinkie finger "booger hooker" you snag that bugger and upon visual confirmation, you say "Oh Yeah, That's Sum Good Booger Hooker Action There".
Sum Good Booger Hooker Action- When you feel an accumulation of snot hardening or ripened booger ready for picking, with the pinkie finger "booger hooker" you snag that bugger and upon visual confirmation, you say "Oh Yeah, That's Sum Good Booger Hooker Action There".
by P-TUR PAN February 23, 2011
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pussy booger

a vaginal discharge or secretion from ones pussy resulting in a booger like substance
After her long run, emily had collected pussy boogers in her panties.
by beyond bling ryders November 16, 2006
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Gum Booger

A Gum Booger is the kind of annoying thing you can't successfully get rid of without spending a lot of time and effort, and even then it's difficult to complete.

Taken from nose-picking, when you hook out a booger that's moist gummy & sticky. No matter how much you might flick it or try to rub it off your finger and on to something else, it refuses to go. The only way you can remove it is by wrapping the entire fingertip in a rag and wiping it off. But if you had a rag in the first place, you wouldn't have had to pick it out.

Applies to:
An annoying person who just won't quit or go away
An annoying ad on TV that keeps on popping up during CSI
A driver who refuses to overtake but tailgates you and insists on matching your speed however much you speed up or slow down.
The annoying relative who always calls on the phone when you're really getting into a session of early morning sex.

among others.
Dick: What is that guy doing? I slowed down from 85 to 30 and he's still on my ass!

Sally: Ignore him, he's just a gum booger.

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Eddie: Damn gum booger. I want to change channels!
Liza: Baby, next time hang up the phone before we start.
by fronkzippo April 25, 2010
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Double Bogey

A crappy golf score (2 over par), but a good old-school movie night.
I would've shot par, but I hit the bunker and Double Bogeyed. Speaking of Double Bogeying, you should come on over and we'll watch: "The Maltese Facon" and "The Treasure of the Sierra Madres."
by King T April 25, 2010
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