beefcake juhl

A rowdy son of a bitch. Likes to stick his penis in anything warm.

Get that Beefcake Juhl away from my chickens, he'll fuck em!

by cake hatre October 21, 2004

Beef Hide

An excessively dangly, thick, meaty foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.

Roger's boyfriend loves his beef hide. The excess allows them to shnoodle and requires no stretching.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

Beef Slider

A filthy prostitute or street whore. May also be used to convey honorary slut status on any female that spreads the legs any time or any one.

I'll wank myself before I ever pay a beef slider for sex.

Oh yea Cindy will fuck for drug money. She's a beef slider.

by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2017

Beef Ball

When a man shoves his balls in a cows ass and sticks them in your mouth.

"Hey Frank, I hear you and Kyle's mom are getting pretty serious."

"You heard right, Toby. Last night she came by the farm and had a healthy serving of beef balls. Kyle's mom loves beef balls. Tomorrow I might give her a carabeef ball."

by Timmy Pants November 5, 2019

Midnight Beef Peeling

The act of which one jerks off before engaging in slumber.

Dude, We just caught John Midnight beef peeling.

by OxnardKawiKid September 15, 2010

dry beef

In Italian-American communities in Chicagoland, a “dry beef” is when a person informs law enforcement (usually the FBI) about the criminal activities of an associate without formally cooperating with the government or testifying in open court against the associate. Dry beefs are often strategic, as they allow snitches facilitate the incarceration of their competitors, which then provides them with the opportunity to ratchet-up their own illicit rackets.

Dago #1:”There’s a lotta bad news goin’ ‘round about our friend who lives out west, there. You know who I mean? They’re sayin’ he’s a snitch.”

Dago #2: “Yeah, buddy. I know. That’s a dry beef, there. Did you tell our friend out east?”

by Dago Dante June 3, 2011

Chopped Beef

A hot, sloppy blow job that is a little too toothy for comfort.

Man that two dollar whore slobbed my knob last night but I ended up with chopped beef.

That's why I prefer a hot gummy braaaaahhhh!!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 3, 2016