A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.
Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*
by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014
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1) A word to be used when you have forgotten the word in a sentence. It's like a variable for words.
2) A word to be stated when an awkward atmosphere is created (usually by your own doing). Supposedly helps with the awkward feeling
3) A word bearing significance of Bleggaman. Meant to be stated out loud at random
1) A word to be used when you have forgotten the word in a sentence. It's like a variable for words.
2) A word to be stated when an awkward atmosphere is created (usually by your own doing). Supposedly helps with the awkward feeling
3) A word bearing significance of Bleggaman. Meant to be stated out loud at random
1) Person: the towel is very... i forgot the word... The towel is very Bleg... like wet, but not as wet. Like damp but... i'm not sure
2) Guy 1: Dude! hey, i saw your mom at Walmart yesterday! She looks like she's lost weight!
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ... that's not how that sounded in my head
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ... Bleg
3) Anyone: Bleg!
2) Guy 1: Dude! hey, i saw your mom at Walmart yesterday! She looks like she's lost weight!
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ... that's not how that sounded in my head
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ... Bleg
3) Anyone: Bleg!
by Bleggaman October 8, 2013
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A long-winded lecture by anyone whose name starts with a B. This lecture will usually start off with the intent of answering a 'simple' question, or explanation. The person on the receiving end is usually a captive listener either talking to their boss, parent, or other authority figure.
Ironically, as long-winded as this definition is it also can be classified as a blecture if the person publishing it had a name starting with the letter B.
A long-winded lecture by anyone whose name starts with a B. This lecture will usually start off with the intent of answering a 'simple' question, or explanation. The person on the receiving end is usually a captive listener either talking to their boss, parent, or other authority figure.
Ironically, as long-winded as this definition is it also can be classified as a blecture if the person publishing it had a name starting with the letter B.
Mark: Hey Tom, where have you been?
Tom: My boss just spent the last three hours explaining what our company's plan is for the new fiscal year when I just asked about our next meeting.
Mark: Sounds like you've experienced your first blecture
Tom: My boss just spent the last three hours explaining what our company's plan is for the new fiscal year when I just asked about our next meeting.
Mark: Sounds like you've experienced your first blecture
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