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Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.
Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*
by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014
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Bleg

A word with 3 definitions

1) A word to be used when you have forgotten the word in a sentence. It's like a variable for words.

2) A word to be stated when an awkward atmosphere is created (usually by your own doing). Supposedly helps with the awkward feeling

3) A word bearing significance of Bleggaman. Meant to be stated out loud at random
1) Person: the towel is very... i forgot the word... The towel is very Bleg... like wet, but not as wet. Like damp but... i'm not sure

2) Guy 1: Dude! hey, i saw your mom at Walmart yesterday! She looks like she's lost weight!
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ... that's not how that sounded in my head
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ... Bleg

3) Anyone: Bleg!
by Bleggaman October 8, 2013
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Bledsaw

Only the best. Great lovers . Usually a genious. Extreamly good looking! You want to be a Bledsaw.
How do I become a Bledsaw?
by Bledsaw October 17, 2008
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Blecture

-noun. pronounced blek- chur

A long-winded lecture by anyone whose name starts with a B. This lecture will usually start off with the intent of answering a 'simple' question, or explanation. The person on the receiving end is usually a captive listener either talking to their boss, parent, or other authority figure.

Ironically, as long-winded as this definition is it also can be classified as a blecture if the person publishing it had a name starting with the letter B.
Mark: Hey Tom, where have you been?

Tom: My boss just spent the last three hours explaining what our company's plan is for the new fiscal year when I just asked about our next meeting.

Mark: Sounds like you've experienced your first blecture
by Dickarmy May 31, 2010
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Blessed Halo

Like a sea-pearl necklace, but around the forehead.
"Last night I gave my girlfriend a blessed halo! She spent an hour getting it out of her hair."
by Goldrag September 11, 2019
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He-Blew

I see that Mr. Kleinfeldsteinsky, the Jewish man down the road, has a boyfriend. He must be a He-Blew.
by funnyguy! July 6, 2009
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Jah bless

Jah (from Jahova, or Yawheh) is the Supreme Being of Rastafarianism. The god of that religion. Jah bless is the equivalent of god bless you.
by rudeboyitalian January 19, 2011
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