Elephant Birth

Something so horrifying that you have to compare it to Elephant Birth

Guy A:Check out my fidget spinner
Guy B:That is Elephant Birth

by ImHalfPig August 24, 2018

Binocular Birth

When a woman has a vagina that resembles a double barrel shotgun and births two kids at the same time

My mothers binocular birth scarred our doctor for life.

by Horse Peener May 5, 2022

birth bitch

A bitch at birth

She was a btich when she was. Born. Birth bitch

by Birth bitch August 15, 2016

Birth pod

Egg donor female version of sperm donor. Unfit mother that birth child and left.

It's just been the kids and I since their birth pod left.

by Kvk903 January 8, 2020

Birth code

The area code of the city you were born in. Sometimes you can use the city you grew up in if you lived there for most of you life.

303, 813, 305, 718 are examples of birth codes

by that birth code guy November 13, 2009

child birth

when you fall out ya mom
this happens when daddy bones mommy
without protection
9months later
Bam!!
and thats why u gotta
respect the ladies
your ass comes in 2 to the universe
oh yeah and mom will know pain
beyond boundries that a guy can
imagine

its happened u as well as every one
ask your mom on this ... or wife
on child birth

by k man 007 January 30, 2009

Birth Certificate

It is the paper on which your birth date is written on. It USUALLY records your date of birth, but under other circumstances it could be used for just about ANYTHING. Most likely, your birth certificate is ACTUALLY an apology from the condom factory.

Wassup fool I was born in the 20's, look its on by BIRTH CERTIFICATE yo!

They told me to bring my BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove I was 21 so they didn't let me into the gay strip club that I like to touch my weenis in.

by Dr. Ee-L Nar G.1 January 19, 2010