The Bird

The Bird is the Word.

"One in every twelve Americans is unaware that the Bird is the word."

by JMAO March 24, 2009

the bird

The middle finger when used as a salute.

I cut off a cop today, and he gave me the bird.

by The Grammar Nazi November 26, 2001

The Bird

A Tactical Nuke in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. Coined by Gamertag: iCampLikeAChamp after dropping his 50th Nuke.

I just got my twenty-fifth kill, as soon as I die I'm dropping the bird.

by duckhuntchamp April 14, 2010

The Bird

The Bird is a complicated sexual maneuver. Successful completion requires five (5) people, one of whom is The Bird.

The Bird takes one dick from the back, one dick in the mouth, one dick in their left hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s left), and one dick in their right hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s right).

Bent over with all four (4) penises in position, The Bird jerks their arms back-and-forth while rocking their body back-and-forth. They look like they are trying to fly away, hence, The Bird.

Dude, I just walked in on the sickest shit I have ever seen!

I caught Nathan, Matt, Jon, Mitch, and Dave doing The Bird!

by The Supporter March 10, 2007

bird

1/. a girl, chick, woman, female

2/. (UK) a stint of time in a correctional facility (jug). Originally used by Sixties Cockney gangsters and Eastenders types.

1/. 'Is that Dave's new bird? Man she's mingin!'

2/. 'Keep yer head down - I ain't doing bird for you'

by therealrichieedwards May 1, 2004

bird

When you flip someone off, like this:
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I gave that fag the bird.

by Dr.Phil June 9, 2005

bird

A term used in Chicago, describes a girl that gets around, basically a girl that's loose.

-Damn man look at her, imma wife her.
~Man you don't want that bird.

by K-EEZY June 16, 2006