Binger

To outright lie in the face of contradictory facts or evidence, or to be inept at your job.

If you were to say the earth was flat you'd be telling a Binger. The worker at the fast food joint not only forgot my straw but gave me the wrong sandwich, what a Binger

by Rab481 November 20, 2021

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Binger

A bold face lie delivered with a straight face in light of contradicting physical evidence

To say the earth is flat is to tell a Binger

by Rab481 November 20, 2021

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Verb. (1) To attempt to make objective reality seem like an abject falsity in complete defiance of all evidence or common sense. (2) To fail while attempting to gaslight critically thinking individuals who will not accept either lies or trickery. (3) To stare with your mouth wide open while agent 47 dismantles your year-long investigation and trial preparation in only a few seconds. (4) To create an amazing flame-roasted duck with rosemary garnish.

I tried to convince the jury that the ped0phile chasing the defendant was the hero, but I ended up bingering it up.

What I should have ended during the investigatory phase was actually brought to court and I bingered the whole thing.

by El Duderino 76 November 16, 2021

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