where beens you?

I have not heard from you lately.

Hey, I just saw your text. Where beens you?

by S. Roxanne December 9, 2017

Its been so long

since i have last seen my son
lost to this monster
to the man behind the slaughter

since you've been gone,
i've been singing this stupid song so i could ponder
the sanity of your mother
(boom boom)

"its been so long / fnaf 2 song"

by theropesayoriused September 29, 2022

i've been there

I know from my experience what you are talking about.

My mom always told me to study hard. I'm fed up with that!
I've been there.

by wappan September 22, 2017

behenchod

Literal meaning = one who enjoys sex with ne's own sister
Usage : Often used as a cursory word, in the same way as "damn it!".
less frequently used with its literal meaning i.e One who performs sex with own sister.

Behenchod ! That car nearly drive over me!
The white men are behenchods

by S.V.RAO January 20, 2004

where have you been?

the question every man fears...

wife: where have you been?
husband: ...

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

beenis

1. Like a penis, only hollow, made out of paper and full of angry bees, wasps or hornets, and not naturally attached to a human body.

2. A regular penis ravaged by bees.

"So Mary went to the bathroom with the guy, only to run out screaming moments later. Turns out he had a beenis!"

by Raem September 28, 2006

you have been banned from twitter

A sweet message of relief, from the moderators of twitter. Usually happens to white, straight males who don't support furries, pedophilia, zoophilia, hates dream and bts, and who don't post and like 478 minion memes a day. the person that reported them are probably named Katrina and their bio is 28, lesbian, Capricorn, furry, single, gamers are racist and sexist, #KILLALLMEN.

Chad: I got banned from twitter for saying that I like videogames. I feel great!
Kevin: bro... can i be you? You have been banned from twitter, you are so lucky.

by average skate 3 enjoyer February 16, 2022