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Lick it Before You Dick It

Before you you stick your member into your girl's pussy or asshole, you should lick the part you plan on entering and pleasure her first.
Bill's wife was on the bed with her head down and her luscious ass in the air. With member in hand, he stared at her glistening wet slit and her tight little browneye trying to decide where to enter first. His wife said, "go in where you want but lick it before you dick it".
by Cactus Head February 15, 2009
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nightmare before christmas

Great movie,based on tim burtons poem.But this movie has been ruined for people who really do like it by all those wannabe goths that have turned it into the lastest movie to like.
1 wannabe goth:omg i love the nightmare before christmas!
2 wannabe goth: omg i love it too its the best, its so goth and deep.
Me:these kids are not even close to goth there only trying to be goth cause deep down there trendies,goth being the lastest trend at the moment.losers...
p.s if u are goth good for you just pissed at the wannabe's.
by bon1616 September 26, 2005
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Before my phone dies

This was an excuse to do something on your phone before it does
Girl - I need a poo before my phone dies

Boy - text me before my phone dies
by Doxkxixoxixixixixixoxox June 13, 2018
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Befarted

adjective - the state of being farted upon.

See similar structures - bejeweled, betrothed
Do not put your face on that pillow, it has been befarted!
by TanaDarko October 22, 2020
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hoes before hoes

The homosexual version of the phrase hoes before bros. To prioritize your female friends before your relationship with another girl.
Stevia: Gee Christine, I sure love spending time with my new girlfriend Jenny! She is so sweet and strong and caring!

Christine: Gurl, you need to start chillin' with us more often. Whatever happened to hoes before hoes??
by Updated Magic February 5, 2017
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Procrastinate before you masturbate

Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"
Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)
by Frau Kowalik July 19, 2017
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