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Near-bought Experience

an occurrence in which a person comes very close to buying an item and has memories of a previous experience (such as spending a lot of money for buying shoes that is never used).
Yesterday, I had a near-bought experience with wrong gift for my girlfriend which may indeed result in a near-death experience in the future.
by 4fun_oru_resam May 15, 2019
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Store Bought Cake

Yeah that sounds nice but have you ever tried store bought cake?
by peekaboobitch November 25, 2019
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Already bought the kilt

A phrase used when pointing out that someone has already sunk too much effort into a situation to turn back or quit.
"I don't know if I can finish this degree, I don't even like economics..."
"dude, I know you're exhausted, but you can't quit now, you already bought the kilt."

"Why do you even want to be in his wedding if he's such a jerk? Just drop out!"
"I can't man, I have to go through with it, I already bought the kilt."
by alone.ranger July 29, 2021
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dick bought

When someone defends a man seemingly to the death despite the fact that the man they defend is more than likely abusive, a rapist, a pedophile, an annoying ass rumor mill, destroys people and his own "friends" for his own entertainment, etc. Usually the man that dickboughters are defending is usually a drug dealer and they're afraid to lose their fix.
Dick bought: "He may be a rapist and abuser but, that's my boy, he knows where the good weed at"
Normal person: "Oh, you're dickbought!"

Normal person: "Uh, dude I wouldn't be cool with that guy. He's a pedophile."
Dick bought: *literally foams at the mouth and threatens a normal person's life because "their boy" gets them drugs and had a social standing in high school*
by RedTiger515 September 11, 2021
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he bought the farm

bought the farm
It comes from a 1950s-era Air Force term meaning “to crash” or “to be killed in action,” and refers to the desire of many wartime pilots to stop flying, return home, buy a farm, and live peaceably ever after.
Where’s Josh?
Haven’t you heard? He bought the farm.

He got drunk and went out on his motorcycle … Poor guy bought the farm.
by Barrymtl January 10, 2022
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We bought it to snort it

If you buy a bag, you should finish it. Drugs are made to be had, not saved.
Are you going to finish that coke?
Yeah, we bought it to snort it.
by SpaceTime69_ April 22, 2022
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Frequently Bought Together

A description for two people whose connection is strong but cannot be easily labeled. You cannot tell if they're attracted to each other, if they're ride or die friends, or just two crackheads who you tend to see together.
Avery: Have you've seen seen Brayden? He has my keys and I can't find him!
Olivia: Well, he and Kit are frequently bought together. If he's anywhere, he's probably in the basement with them
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