little dick bastard

Any man who drives around all day on a Harley or in a sueped up truck that is lifted enough to look like a monster truck. Often times they will sit in a driveway and rev there engines at 2:00am when everyone else is trying to sleep. One thing that is very important is the vehicle needs to be obnoxiously loud. Doing these super masculine things makes up for there small dick.

Extreme cases include things such as testicles hanging on a trucks trailer hitch or handle bars on a motorcycle that reach 3 feet in the air (making it extremely hard to drive, yet extremely masculine). These extreme cases fall in the subcategory of baby dick bastards (or BDB for short). A BDB's dick is extremely small, much like a baby carrot.

Jim was woken up at 3am by a little dick bastard reving his motorcycle up in the middle of the night.

by beeframen101 October 16, 2008

two timing skunk bastard

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches

Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard

by danimal crush cup April 26, 2010

uptight bastard

Someone with a lot of money who wont spend any of it.

Particularly a sports team owner or some one with unbearable amounts of money.

Ralph Wilson (Bills owner) is such an uptight bastard, he wont spend any money for good players.

by hahadudeof1997 February 1, 2010

bastard sword

Another name for the longsword, so called because the style in which it is used is a 'bastard' hybrid of one and two handed fighting. The weapon is light enough that it can be used in one hand, but the hilt is long enough that a second hand can be added for additional power. Also called a hand-and-a-half sword

Somewhere between the short sword and the greatsword lies the bastard sword.

by Tharrick D'Entremont September 16, 2004

cheap bastard

A man usually of good socioeconomic status that never pays for jack. When on a date with a woman, he either makes her pay or takes her to a real cheap restaurant.

When they went out for a date, she decided not to see him again, because he was a cheap bastard.

by [e-mail] August 22, 2008

sweet bastard jesus

Emphatic statement made during intense sex.

As I was screwing her brains out, Melissa Wilhelm of Salt Lake City groaned, "Oh, Sweet Bastard Jesus."

by Chistoso November 16, 2006

Bloody Bastard

Must be said with a good Indian accent To realllyyy emphasize the "blooody Bastardd" in the Indian culture, it is said randomly in arguments with no real meaning or ramifications and is generally accepted as a slur.
once said several times one is able to apologise and wish the other a good day!

{Tim "that man was a god damn bloody bastard"
Jerry "no mate your the bloody bastard"
Tim "noooo Mate you bloody bastard!"
Jerry "no mate your bloody bastard"}

by 7Yes7 February 21, 2021