Bahama Slurpy

The sexual act, where a female is slurping a drink (alcoholic/or not) from a straw, performing a blow job simultaneously

Dude, she was so thirsty, she gave me a Bahama Slurpy

by 808WB November 26, 2013

bahama momma

A slut mom that travels to the bahamas

Wow she definatly looks like a bahama momma

by Fishbitch August 26, 2015

Tommy Bahama

Tommy Bahama/ going Tommy Bahama/ Tommy Bahama mode, is the act of walking around with your pants pulled down to your feet.

What am I? Tommy Bahama?
Dude don't look, I'm Tommy Bahama right now.

by IanTheSatirist January 7, 2020

bahama

A small town north of durham, yet WORLDS away.
Pronounced buh-hay-muh.
Home of NASCAR driver, Steve Riggs.
One gas station, one stoplight, one post office, lots of cows.

Where is the heck Bahama?!

by Sandy Jones October 21, 2006

baram

Fagt.

Comes from me.

"Gawd, what a Baram."

by Kelley April 9, 2004

bahama mama

A sausage made by the Schmidt's family Sausage Haus in Columbus, Ohio. The Bahama Mama is advertised as being a spicy smoked sausage, they even have a Mild Mama for those who can't handle the heat of the Bahama Mama.

Only, the Bahama Mama is one of the most tasteless bland food products that you could ever have the misfortune of eating.

Schmidt's offering a "less" spicy version (the Mild Mama) of the Bahama Mama is like offing a less alcoholic version of bottled spring water.

That fat, buck-toothed, nappy headed ho is about as hot as a Bahama Mama.

by Dublinsaab February 26, 2008

Bahamian pig-sticker

A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."

"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."

by Aeneas Flippenstanz III December 9, 2008