Bamboozled

Tricked. Playing something off as something it’s not. A sugar-coated lie.

“I GOT BAMBOOZLED INTO COMING HERE! Lauren told me this wedding was going to have an Open Bar, it obviously doesn’t, and that’s literally the only reason I came!”

“Yeah girl, you got BAMBOOZLED.”

by Goshdarntootin March 14, 2022

Bamboozled

Definition of getting fooled like a reta- reart-.. Redarte-.. Uhh, Like a...Stupid Idiot?

I don't know if i said that Right.

"You got Bamboozled!"
"Go bazoomble em- b-bamboozuh, bam, bamboo... fool 'em!"
"Bam goes the Boozle!"

by MiragetheHolographicTrickster May 18, 2021

Bamboozled

The Definition of Bamboozled is a long term for being fooled like an Idiot, Like a Retra-.. Retare-.. Rootar-... Redarte-.. Like, a Stupid Idiot?

"You! Got Bamboozled!"
"Go bazoomble em- b-bamboozuh, bam, bamboo... fool 'em!"

"Bamboozles for the fool-zles. Y'know, it was better in my mind."

"Bam goes the Boozle."

by MiragetheHolographicTrickster May 18, 2021

Bamboozled

shaken, confused, disorientated, unsure,fretting, nervous.

I went looking for my daughter outside however I wasn't able to find her. I was bamboozled!

by Semral February 10, 2025

Bamboozled

Drunker than the average human can get

Tristan, can you drive? “No way bro, I’m fucking bamboozled”

by Trizzo February 16, 2025

Bamboozled

Bamboozled means, quite literally, to be so struck by something it feels as though you have just been whacked by a bamboo in the middle.

As it is not a particularly enjoyable sensation, the connotation of the word is rather negative.

Unless you actually like being whacked by a bamboo stick.

When this clown showed up in the middle of my shower I was ever so bamboozled!

by El_reid November 23, 2021

Panda bamboozle

When you are tricked into getting throat-fucked by a male panda after being told you were simply going to be ‘sucking some bamboo’.

Even though Laurie was at first horrified to have Qin’s cock in her mouth instead of a bamboo pole, she came to love the taste of his bear cum so much that she didn’t care she’d been panda bamboozled.

by ElmoKilledEpstein November 8, 2025