gay ballsack

The answer to a question that you don't know the answer to or don't want to answer.

-Timmy, why didn't you finish your homework?

-Because i have a gay ballsack.

by bassjimmi August 11, 2012

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The U L T I M A T E level of boredom

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by DzpanTV June 26, 2021

ballsack queen

Ballsack queen is a derogatory term for an annoying, rude, or stupid person. It has nothing to do with royalty or male genitalia.

Joe: Today at work, this new intern got coffee for everyone and then spilled it on the boss.

Jim: Wow, what a ballsack queen.

by sparklyplatypus December 30, 2011

ballsack breath

Halitosis that stank like balls

Janine came to the house and ate pancakes, sipped tea in the parlor, played frisbee, read poetry, gargled balls, enjoyed personal time then departed. I should add that she had quite the hint of ballsack breath.

by Ballsoup49 May 23, 2013

Ballpapering

This is when your smartphone is hijacked (usually by a friend because you were stupid and didn't secure it with a passcode) and a picture of (usually their) genitals is used as the wallpaper, particularly the lock screen.

We are ballpapering johnny's phone with a picture of a big black penis found on google.

by boom_boom October 31, 2014

ballsackary

When shit just ain't going your way.

How was my day? Utter ballsackary!

by TheShaner September 23, 2016

Ballsack John

The man...
The myth...
The Legend...
He plays baseball, and they call him ballsack.

Ballsack John killed 3 chicken tenders.

by TheBeanBeanedYou May 26, 2018