When a man cums in his dates mouth, who then in turn spits the said cum back in his asshole whilst inserting a large dildo.
“Jim and James were drunk last night and gave each other slippery bagels”
“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”
“ listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”
“ you disgusting slippery bagel”
“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”
“ listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”
“ you disgusting slippery bagel”
by Woaks May 29, 2018
Get the slippery bagel mug.A game where a group of men over the age of 43 masturbate around a single bagel. They release their semen onto the bagel as fast as possible. The last man to ejaculate is dubbed “The Pussy Fish” and must eat the bagel whole. This game may only be performed if every player is crying.
by Memelordicus July 3, 2019
Get the Chooch on a Bagel mug.A bagel fest refers to a place filled with a majority of women. It is a derrivitive of the term 'sausage fest' when one enters a place or event and a majority of men are present.
John walks into a bar, it is very busy with mostly women, and states to his friends: "it's a right bagel fest in here!"
by Bronte July 5, 2012
Get the Bagel fest mug.When I brought that woman from the bar last night she asked me if I wanted to lick her Brown Bagel, and I said Shit yeah!.
by Surge1221 March 26, 2011
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Get the pizza bagel mug.by That One Fly Girl June 22, 2009
Get the eating a bagel mug.A douche bag of a A boy, who idealizes women and needs to dig a hole! He says he loves you then he gets together with some skanky ass ho. All he wants is sex and can never get why you want him so badly. Stay away from this type of boy. Aslo known as the Abdo.
by StrawberryJelly August 16, 2009
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