Chooch on a Bagel

A game where a group of men over the age of 43 masturbate around a single bagel. They release their semen onto the bagel as fast as possible. The last man to ejaculate is dubbed “The Pussy Fish” and must eat the bagel whole. This game may only be performed if every player is crying.

That game of Chooch on a Bagel got really intense last night, I’m glad I let out all of my tears.

by Memelordicus July 3, 2019

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Bagel fest

A bagel fest refers to a place filled with a majority of women. It is a derrivitive of the term 'sausage fest' when one enters a place or event and a majority of men are present.

John walks into a bar, it is very busy with mostly women, and states to his friends: "it's a right bagel fest in here!"

by Bronte July 5, 2012

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slippery bagel

When a man cums in his dates mouth, who then in turn spits the said cum back in his asshole whilst inserting a large dildo.

“Jim and James were drunk last night and gave each other slippery bagels”

“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”

“ listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”

“ you disgusting slippery bagel”

by Woaks May 29, 2018

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sandy bagel

When you launch semen in a girl's booty and throw her on the sand. The sand or dirt* then sticks to the released semen and creates a sandy ring or "sandy bagel" around the butthole.

*Advanced Technique: Evolves into a Dirty or Muddy Bagel

Man 1: Hey you remember that Hella fine girl from that beach party?"

Man 2: Hell yeah bruh she had dat booty fo sho"

Man 1: Long story short...Gave that bitch a Sandy Bagel!"

by The Bagel Bros. December 12, 2015

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