Badger's Den

Slang reffering to the set of a pornographic film featuring midgets.

"...when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den..."

by Dexter_Rex September 20, 2011

badger badger badger

An intellectual movie in which several badgers dance and sing. They appear to be singing "badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger" (etc) and then "mushroom, MUSHROOM!"

What they really are singing is "magic magic magic magic magic magic" and then "mushroom, MUSHROOM!"

The occasional incident in which they articulate the beautiful word "snake," they say something like "oohhh a snake, it's a snaaaake" but if you listen closely it sounds like "hallucinate."

Badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM.

Magic magic magic magic magic MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM.

(Listen closely.)

by your mom reaks of butter July 23, 2008

Badger Boys

Followers of Eastwood Town FC who sing behind the goal in either the Tip End (Chewton Street) or the Cock End.

To the badger Boys 1-0

by tokenman November 7, 2009

Badger Slap

The opposite of a Mushroom Stamp.

I want you to Badger Slap me with a bag of frozen peas.

by honeybadger42 September 11, 2011

Badger den

Slang for a vagina

Quick fuck me in the Badger Den.

by Kwitty83 January 24, 2017

Badger in the mailbox

A term for an unexpected or unpredictable problem or issue which causes harm, physically, mentally, etc.
Can be used if the problem is self created or not.

Referential to the idea of a mailman’s opening a mailbox unknowingly containing an angered badger

(Self Created Problem) *Joe trips and hurts his nose*
Steve: Man, you really put the badger in the mailbox
Joe: I guess so

(Not self created) *Crazy girl destroys Steve’s car*
Steve: Man I really missed the badger in the mailbox there

by Thex1Amigo September 26, 2018

badger impersonator

A scabby man from the Mansfield or Worksop area with an unhealthy interest in animals.

Arthur Atkinson you dirty badger impersonator, pull up your trousers and get our of my zoo!!!

by punji63 November 30, 2021