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Beckman

In parts of Northern Kansas, used to describe an annoying asshole who thinks he is smarter and better than everyone else.
Often uses sarcasm in irrelevant ways. Also makes up stupid points in arguments to try to win said arguments, but ends up looking like a jackass.

Common Characteristics of a Beckman: Dark brown hair, annoyingly shaped nose, thinks he can play guitar. College geek. Giggity Halt. Has an odd sounding laugh. Monkey Boy.

If you happen to come across a Beckman, do not be frightened. They sense fear. Stay calm, back away slowly, find the closest hard, preferably pointy object and then run towards him screaming bloody murder. Aim for the head or balls, for these are the weak points.
"Oh my gosh, that guy is such a jerk!"

"Well what do you expect? He's a beckman!"
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blackmans meat

heroin addicted looking white girl that dates black men
she looks like blackmans meat
by jo turner March 4, 2004
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Beckman High School

A high school located in Irvine, California, where you only matter if you are white, beautiful, and rich. The baseball team dominates the school and harasses you by barking at you in the hallways. The football team is garbage. Beckman is known for its amazing academics, but we can thank the Asians for that! You better dress to impress everyday or you’re screwed!!!!
Wow, you go to beckman high school? Isn’t there only Asians there?
by Oooooooooooooop November 29, 2018
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boston backhand

a boston backhand is where you take wichever hand you jerk off with and you bring it behind and trough your leg and start masturbating
john is board at the party so he did the boston backhand
by derek May 13, 2005
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nigger nigger blackman BLACK

A word said when doing a little dance
- for example, please visit Will at Waxham near the end of August 2004
by Mr.Blackman March 31, 2005
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Bachman

When, during sexual intercourse, a man ejaculates way too early and often, thus leaving the woman constantly unsatisfied; pulling a Bachman
Girl: "ooh that feels good"
Guy: "Really? Because I finished 20 seconds ago."
Girl: "God damn it you pulled a Bachman!"
by Redscare April 25, 2010
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Mexican Backhand

A Mexican backhand is when you are having deep, hard fingering and he takes his whole hand and shoves it up your vagina! Then he slaps his hand around inside of you as if he is high-fiving your vagina lips and more! Feel free to investigate inside of her:D
Guy: Hey sexy whore, I heard about this new sex move called the Mexican Backhand. You wanna' try it out at my place?

Girl:HELL YEAH! Doesn't that mean you get to slap around in my vagina?! LET'S DO IT!!!
by Sexual_Llama:D March 5, 2011
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