burrito blanket

When you roll yourself in so many blankets that you become very comfy and fluffy in them like a burrito. Used in cold temperatures and is most enjoyable when binge watching. Also can be used in times of sadness to curl up in and hide because of how fluffy it can be.

Tyler: What are you doing?
Jordan: I was cold so I wrapped myself into a burrito blanket
Tyler: How does it feel?
Jordan: It's very comfy and fluffy and I feel very nice
Tyler: Well I guess you found another way to add 10 pounds to your weight involving burritos
Jordan: Hey, burritos don't make me fat
Tyler: Yes they do, and you managed to find another way to make you fat. Now involving damn burrito blankets
Jordan: *curls inside burrito blanket to hide and cry*

burrito blanket by NightWalker21 July 27, 2019

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burrito mode

When all you want to do is roll up in your blanket like a burrito and relax.

I just took a shower and now I'm in burrito mode.

burrito mode by Mkwanky January 5, 2020

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Burrito blast

The act of going down on your SO while they are farting on your face. Preferably fueled by burrito

Stacy let me burrito blast her last night. It was smelly as hell

Burrito blast by Asssquatch January 28, 2020

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burrito fist

this happens when eating large burritos (like chipotle or california tortilla) and the burrito has become too small to hold together properly. the only way to hold it together is to grip the remaining burrito into a fist and shove what you can in your mouth resulting in burrito all over your hand and face.

I wanted to shake the senator's hand, but I had burrito fist and didn't want to fuck up his fancy ring.

burrito fist by bricksprickley September 8, 2007