breeder

Someone who reproduces at least once, and appears to have no concept of how to raise a child.
Breeders often have skewed reasoning (or no reasoning) behind their decision to give birth, such as:

"Why did I have kids? Well...that's just what you do, isn't it? You can't not have kids..."
-
"I didn't want kids, but he/she said that if we didn't have any, he/she would leave me, so I had to really."
-
"It sorts out all the problems in your relationship! No, really!"
-
"My parents wanted grandchildren."
-
"If you have kids, you get a free house and allowance from the tax-payers!"
-
"The bible says so."

Breeders are easily spotted by the following:

- their determination to ignore the havoc wreaked by their snotty brat

- the tendancy to change nappies on restaurant tables and other inappropriate places

- their complete and utter outrage when someone asks them to prevent their child from misbehaving

- their cries of "he/she's just a chyyyuld" if you refuse to comply with their ickle precious's every whim

- their often unkept appearance, the stains of baby-food on their t-shirts, greasy skin because they didn't have time to shower between popping out to buy their fags and dropping their brat off at his dad's council flat.

This term is often associated with the childfree, though it is sometimes used by others. It is not used to describe those who do a decent job of raising their kids.

"On the bus the other day, this mother and her kid got on, and the kid tried to take my book. I told him it was mine and he had a massive tantrum. Even worse, his mum actually tried to persuade me to give him my book, because he was 'just a child'! God, what a breeder!"

by Sarchasm June 21, 2006

breeder farm

a straight bar

by verty June 4, 2003

Bree-ann

A sexy, beautiful girl who is wild and loves to have fun. She is crazy and has lot's of friends. She can be weird and she is really funny. Everyone should meet a bree-ann in their life.

Guy 1: I'm so alone

Guy 2: Bro, you need to meet a Bree-ann !

by LITTLEMIX. February 9, 2013

Breeders

People who feel that they must reproduce, that their purpose as humans would somehow be negated if they did not contribute to the overpopulation which will eventually kill us all.

Breeders do just that. They mate and churn out kid after kid.

by the birds and trees October 24, 2007

breed the seed and need for speed

Another way to say smash-and-dash, but more complicated

All you gotta do is breed the seed and need for speed

by Mighty midget May 31, 2018

Hi, Im Mike Breece, I will allow that.

The "Lone Wolfe", one who wears heels, and pants to mommy. One who self indulges into third party conversations to they-self. One's own brilliancy to bring back civilization from the brink of self destruction. Considered to have have long hairy arms and weekly "meatings" with other men.

Hi, Im Mike Breece, I will allow that.

by Oh..my..god February 6, 2019

Bree

An intelligent and beautiful girl on the inside and out. Loves to have fun and has a good energy about her. Would never let you down no matter what the circumstances, she will always have your back. Aka, The Shizz

Ex: "That girl is such a Bree. I wish I could be just like her!"

by _SexiiBxtch June 25, 2009