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Breakfast Toaster

A breakfast toaster is a sexual act occurring the morning after. In the morning, around breakfast time, you flip your significant other over on their stomach. Then you proceed to rub their buns with vaseline and light them on fire. Hence a breakfast toaster.
Dude, I totally gave Lydia a breakfast toaster this morning! I loves my buns toasted.
by GangstaaNate September 13, 2010
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dexter breakfast

A needlessly complicated and out-of-sequence morning meal, in which a small piece of ham is followed by eggs with hot sauce. Only after that do you brew coffee. The Dexter breakfast culminates in fresh squeezed blood orange juice.
My sister looks like a man, so Ima eat a dexter breakfast and cock punch Batista.
by dorothy parker March 3, 2014
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Breakfast pouch

A pouch of fat that hangs over the pants of a female. Said to be caused by the over-eating at breakfast that morning.
Did you see Emily's breakfast pouch today?

Ya i hope she never wears that shirt again.
by x2GiRlSx1xJPx March 8, 2011
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prostitute's breakfast

A breakfast containing little or no nutritional value, namely a cup of black coffee and two cigarettes.
He was in a rush, so settled for a Prostitute's Breakfast.
by maudibe May 29, 2008
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Bottom Breakfast

When you put maple syrup on your morning wood, fuck someone in the ass, then lick leftover syrup off their asshole.
I was feeling frisky this morning so I rolled my date over and had a lovely bottom breakfast!
by filthy pirate hooker July 15, 2010
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Ruby Breakfast

To pleasure a woman orally whilst they are menstruating; usually in the morning. the phrase is taken from the popular breakfast juice produced by Tropicana.
“Carl and Heather enjoyed a ruby breakfast before work”
by Sister_Vigilante September 13, 2010
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Bermuda Breakfast

When you run out of lube just crack an egg on your dick and make scrambled eggs in that ass! Watch em get lost like they're in the Bermuda Triangle.
I told my girl I'd make her a Bermuda Breakfast in the morning and she was like "Hell yeah pimp I love eggs n dick!"
by wadwadwad October 12, 2014
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