A breakfast toaster is a sexual act occurring the morning after. In the morning, around breakfast time, you flip your significant other over on their stomach. Then you proceed to rub their buns with vaseline and light them on fire. Hence a breakfast toaster.
by GangstaaNate September 13, 2010
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by dorothy parker March 3, 2014
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by x2GiRlSx1xJPx March 8, 2011
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by maudibe May 29, 2008
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by filthy pirate hooker July 15, 2010
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by Sister_Vigilante September 13, 2010
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I told my girl I'd make her a Bermuda Breakfast in the morning and she was like "Hell yeah pimp I love eggs n dick!"
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