by ISoWeird November 07, 2021
A school where half of the students are clinically retarded and are not even funny
The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.
Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.
A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.
Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)
Mr W**** (English)
Ms **s**o* (English)
Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more
Hall of fame (using descriptions)
Mr religious but fun
Dr Italian and charming
Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong
The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.
Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.
A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.
Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)
Mr W**** (English)
Ms **s**o* (English)
Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more
Hall of fame (using descriptions)
Mr religious but fun
Dr Italian and charming
Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong
St Benedict’s is not really worth it
by Jared the wanking pelican September 24, 2023
A Rickyism for “friends with benefits”.
Ricky: “Maybe we can be friends with the Benedicts?”
Lucy: “Who are the Benedicts?”
Ricky: “ You know, those people you become friends with if you wanna bang each other with no things attached. Friends with the Benedicts.”
Lucy: “Who are the Benedicts?”
Ricky: “ You know, those people you become friends with if you wanna bang each other with no things attached. Friends with the Benedicts.”
by SteveFrenchie123 March 15, 2023
Large compound noun with the following meanings :
Benedict : Bened/dict : Bend your dick
Cumberbatch : Cum/er/batch : Cum in her batch
Benedict Cumberbatch then means Bend your dick, cum in her batch.
Benedict : Bened/dict : Bend your dick
Cumberbatch : Cum/er/batch : Cum in her batch
Benedict Cumberbatch then means Bend your dick, cum in her batch.
To make your girlfriend (even if you don't have one because you're probably lonely searching here) pregnant, Benedict Cumberbatch.
by Tyouking January 19, 2019
A very very handsome british men,that's also known for playing famouse roles Like Sherlock or Dr. Strange.
Person 1: Hii do you know Benedict Cumberbatch?
Me: oh you mean my beautiful,loving, british,Person with the best Name,husband?
Person 1: yeah....I'm not gonna ask again
Me: oh you mean my beautiful,loving, british,Person with the best Name,husband?
Person 1: yeah....I'm not gonna ask again
by Benedict's Cumberbitch June 30, 2020
A Traitor.
Combination of "Benedict Arnold" with the name of a certain Professional Football quarterback that turned his back on his former team and the fans that loved him for 17 years and signed with the bitter rival.
Combination of "Benedict Arnold" with the name of a certain Professional Football quarterback that turned his back on his former team and the fans that loved him for 17 years and signed with the bitter rival.
Person 1: Hey, our quarterback just left our team to go and play with the other team whom we hate with all of our being.
Person 2: Just like Benedict Favrenold.
Person 2: Just like Benedict Favrenold.
by whaduzitmatr October 24, 2009
When your partner (guy/girl) purposely creams gallons on your testicles (eggs); i.e., hollandaise sauce overflowing poached eggs. Why Detroit? Who knows? But there’s lots of sticky handed tweekers there. Now your egg-hair is a mess, just like the tweekers. Time to shave!
Dude, that girl was so turned on last night that she insisted on giving me the old Detroit Eggs Benedict.
by TJO - DP January 16, 2025