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Britishism Whore

Anyone who doesn't live in England who constantly tosses common Britishisms into their chat, Live Journal, comments ect. in attempt to make themselves appear much more worldly than they actually are. ANY American who uses the words bollocks, wanker, arse, snarky and ruddy when they've never set foot outside of their beloved Wisconsin/New Jersey, much less the United States. A Britishism Whore will more likly than not write in their LJ about the ROW they had with one of their ex MATES when she requested a change in the foremat to something more readable, "...but the RUDDY COW couldn't be ARSED to do it! She was being a RUDDY COW, FULL STOP!!!"
Potter Heads, Lord Of The Rings fans, some stray Emo kids and a surprising amount of Mods are guilty of being Britishism Whores. This special breed of whore incites allot of ammusement from those who can see right through them (everyone).
Raboflavin went apeshit over the use of "Britishism Whore" and promptly deleted it because it was too revealing of her true whore-y identity.

Riboflavin: this article is shit! I said it was shit and it still is! *stamps foot* Waahhh!I'm gonna go WANK in the corner! *wangst wangst wangst*
Zuniga: Er...yeahhh...
by Peaseblossom85 September 6, 2008
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british humor

bitter, sarcastic, and dry humor.
very, very, blunt.
usually understood better by those of a more intelligent breed.
actually quite funny.
offended lady:
the joke that arse made was so rude!

random bloke:
oh, it was just a bit of british humor!
by Clarizzle! December 18, 2008
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british dip

to place ones asshole on tip of nose until victim (preferable sleeping or unconcious) gags due to unbarable stinch of brown eye and grundle, once victim gags and opens mouth to breath fresher air one would drop balls in mouth, thus completing the british dip. continue until statisfied with shaming of victim
Laney got so fucked up off of vodka and water he passed out on the kitchen floor and got britished dipped 7 times.
by danny paden July 11, 2004
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Britishit

I was glad to get back home after spending a week eating Britishit.
by ashmadallah May 13, 2015
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British Education System

Baxton: I say, the British Education System is a right ol' joke, wouldn't you say?

Reginald: Ah yes, quite! *Cockney chuckle*
by EnglishFag June 11, 2016
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British cowgirl

British cowgirl meaning :
• fav word is yee yee

• being lost 24/7🥴
• vegan🌱
skinnyism🙏✨
• comedian🤪
• best british accent🇬🇧

obsessed with Phil Swift🤩🤤
• has 1006 bfs🤫💕
Human : “ IM UR BIGGEST FAN💕🤩”
British cowgirl : “ ofc u are 🤠🤙🏼”
by British cowgirl🤠🇬🇧 April 18, 2019
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British mouth

Teeth that are horribly crooked and sometimes in the wrong spot
Guy 1: how did your blind date go last night!

Guy 2: dude that girl had British mouth like I've never seen
by Mr.SmoothySmooth May 28, 2019
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