bald badger

1. Bald Badger is the common name for any hairless animal of three subfamilies, which belong to the family Mustelidae

2. A man's penis - colloquialism derived from the gently tapering shape of the badgers forebody and head - similar in appearance to an adult male's genitalia

"Hey Tony - are you off to your bedroom to go and pummell the bald badger?"

"He he - I showed the old Doris me bald badger and she run a mile!"

by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 16, 2008

belly balding

Usually completed by a large group of girls, it is when a person rubs anothers belly until they fall into a deep slumber. It is popular in many rural areas as well as european countries.

Pheobs: just keep belly balding im almost in a slumber state

Allie: alright here comes hyper-speed

Pheobs: ZZZZZzzzzz......

Mer: Nice job shes hybernating

by Big Moke May 12, 2008

bald turkey

A freshly shaved vagina

Damn girl.. I wanna get in your bald turkey.

by cupid1211 March 02, 2009

Bald Childe

A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.

Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe

by Kai Wreck Things March 26, 2021

bald Zak

the act of shaving a bald spot into one's hair while the rest of their hair is very long

Look he fell asleep lets do a bald Zak on him

by tiredpersonn December 03, 2021

bald penis

Someone with hair on their sides of their head . The top is Bald and looks like a penis.

Our Global Studies, teacher is bald and looks like a penis with hair so he is a Bald Penis.

by Blazer351 September 26, 2018

bald wookie

Very hairy guy, except for the top of his head.
More hair on his shoulders than on his dome.

My God! Daren looks like a bald Wookie!!

by RacerXrulz5 February 13, 2008