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basted

when you get full control of explosive diarrhea and drop pants and blast someone in the face
You just got basted or he just basted me
by sicksickman September 25, 2018
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Basting

dry, bland meat. The technique requires brushing liquid onto the roast with a pastry brush. Pan drippings, stock, watered down marinade and herbed butter are usually used to baste.

Many cooks believe that basting is an inaffective way to achieve a crispy roast and takes longer to cook, but there are many experienced cooks who disagree. It all depends on how skilled you are and the type of method you used. The gentler the meat cooks, the juicer. Basting contains fat and protein which helps brown the roast.

You can achieve a crispy crackling roast and maintain it's natural juices. Once the meat begins to give off liquid which is usually half way into cooking time, baste it with the juices from the bottom of the pan and return to the oven, you may baste again if required. Once the roast is fully cooked, remove from oven and allow to cool.
Gordon Ramsay: "Why does the turkey look like my grandmas face, did you start basting it half way?"
Chef : "Yeah I did"
Gordon Ramsay: "It is so burnt it looks like Ghandhi's sandals, i bet you basted it while it was cooling down"
Chef: "Just a little"
Gordon Ramsay: "You f***** idiot, don't you that once the roast is finally out of the oven, you can't baste it anymore"
Chef meh: " Oh"
Gordon Ramsay: "My grandmas face looks better than what you just dished out"
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shrimp basting

Dipping your penis in warm water that is mixed with oil and spices to help with lubrication.
Caught my brother shrimp basting with my dad’s favorite pasta pot last night.
by Shrimpington March 16, 2019
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Bast glasses

A type of eyeglass. Each lens is usually somewhat egg shaped, with a bar connecting them. find out more about bast glasses at www.angelfire.com/scary/bast
"auhaahuua I want those bast glasses, they are so funny looking."
by Jung December 6, 2003
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baste my turkey

Inject me with your sperm
by bb3378 April 16, 2017
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Bast

B= Best
A: Amazing
S: Super Sexy
T: Tentation

He is the ultimate tentation. Nor woman or men could resist this exotic god coming from the deepest and ancients woods. His ass is desired for every soul alive and he can play the violin in a way that makes you feel in heaven, experimenting the most amazing orgasms. Once you taste a Bast, you will throug away all of your dildos (even the one gigantic dildo your ex give you). But beware!! Bast is not for everyone, If you dare to touch his hollyshit amazing ass and you are an idiot, your hand will burn and you will pass in such an agony!!
Idiot person: aghhh my hand is smelting as if I have tried to touch the sun!!
Cool person (aka Cam): Bast is the only man in this fucking city who I let him dive his perfect and adorable nose in my ass and then, I will make him love and then, I will ask him for give me ten sons crawling in the shower
by Cleo69 November 4, 2017
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Baste

When an act is not beneficial to your in-group but you want to sarcastically imply that it is.
Hey man did you hear that Trump granted illegal immigrants amnesty?

Yeah fellow pede! That's FUCKING BASTE!
by Mordecai Bergenburg February 23, 2018
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