Baptism

The process of washing your sex toys so that they are ready to do your bidding

After his baptism Jamie was ready to join the other altar boys during Sunday servicing duties

by Mary's used merkin February 10, 2023

Midwest Baptism

When you are driving on a two lane highway in the Midwest and a plow is going the opposite direction and sprays your windshield and vehicle with slushy snow such that you have to run the wipers on high.

“I was on my way to your booze-mas party when on highway 19 got a Midwest Baptism”

by Mikey5w March 31, 2022